Kind of an odd request...(Announcer related)

[Jupichan]

I'm making my own little set of sounds for an announcer for Stepmania. I've already got one for each grade, one for each X-hundred combo mark, and some random comments throughout gameplay.


I seem to be going along the way of insulting the player as they play. Nothing too offensive, just stuff along the lines of "Do you have something up your butt?" or " I know a kid with one leg that can play better than you!"

If anyone would like to help me, they can post some suggestions for me to use. Insults, compliments, or just random comments. It can be for any event in the game, pass/fail/have a baby/whatev. I'd just like more than one soundbyte for each event.


<3 -Jupi

[Da Bar]

upon failing "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU IN THE ASS WITH A LEAD PIPE"

just a suggestion.
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RAPE ME!! you know you want to.

John Locke wrote:

Moral of the story: Zonic is wrong about everything.

AA Bob wrote:

If you only knew of the prodigious dimensions of my sack, you would realize how foolish you sound.

[Jupichan]

That's a bit...obscene. I'll keep it in mind though.


Thanks. <3

[Joshua B]

I congratulate you for working on this project.

How about some racial humor like...

"You dance like a white boy!"

"Is that the white man's overbite?"

[sjoecool1991]

How about "YOU SUCK"

[videoCWK!]

[Da Bar]

"nigga stole my combo" upon breaking combo

EDIT: never knew nigga was filtered here.
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RAPE ME!! you know you want to.

John Locke wrote:

Moral of the story: Zonic is wrong about everything.

AA Bob wrote:

If you only knew of the prodigious dimensions of my sack, you would realize how foolish you sound.

[ItsDrew]

[MySweetReVenGe]

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT doggy!
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-scott

[Jupichan]

[Evil_pied]

"Your moves are worse than william shatner after getting drunk and being gangraped by 25 star-trek fanboys at a fundraiser for the mentally disabled, and then instead of being treated for a ruptured colon, getting a quad-bypass and a hernia reversal procedure, then falling off a two-story building onto a pile of angry cats while covered in tunafish juice and then getting cold-cocked by Mike "the hammer" hudson in the first round of a boxing match on christmas eve.

[Jupichan]

[ham!]

I rank you a fail out of ten!

You gonna get an A for Awful!

Get the lead out, fat boy!

I've seen some great dancers, and you ain't one of them.

Are those feet or hamhocks?

You call that steppin'?

Put some effort into it!

Shake your bloomin' tailfeathers!

Come back when you're actually ready to play.

Shirley Phelps called, she wants her Stupid back.

Not even Bob Vila could fix your dance moves.
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I will pass Pandemonium on Hard someday. I promise this.

[Jupichan]

I...I love you.

[ham!]

[Flazh]

TOASTY!!!!

and

missmissmissmissmiss
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[Jupichan]

[flasharrows15]

how about for a AAA

"How many times did you have to rape a bar for that one?"
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[Davyinatoga]

"Up up down down left right left right select start!"

"You have two left feet. Too bad there's right arrows."

"Freeze! Everybody clap your hands!"

*Donkey Kong death sound*

"Here comes Jaws..."

"Don't pound the pad, it's not steak"

"Why must I watch this?"

"I'm gonna tackle you"

"P! R! A! C! T-I-C-E! Practice!"

"Shall I make this easier for you?"

*barking*
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[j3ffr33]

try something like this when you fail "HEY WHITE BOY! MOVE SO REAL PLAYERS CAN PLAY!

"did you just trip, sucka?" if you break combo

"MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU!" if you fail or did realli horrible

"AA/A? good job bar fcuker!" if you AA or AAA a song on heavy
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---j僃®εy ♥`s jØ_ωεε---